Today I went to the doctors (the doctors what? I don't know, but buts always called "The doctors") , The strange lump on my chest had become a worry and it was about time it was looked at.

I set off at around 2pm, it was raining and I had a lift so I was prepared to wait till 3pm in the waiting room.

I arrived at the doctors, as I hadn't been into a doctors since I was on Anglesey (about 5 years ago now) so I was given some forms to fill in.

I went into the waiting room, sat down, filled in the forms. I poked my lump quickly to see if it was still sore (It was) then I looked up, directly on the wall across from me was

Perfect wording, I lold!

100%

(Just to clarify, it probably isn't cancer, I'm treating the lump with antibiotics and I get to go back in a week)

Don't you just love how cheery waiting rooms are?

>.< ffs ¬_¬ Don't hide stuff like that! I was proper worried then! D:

His story is true, it's just people getting the wrong end of the stick.

I actually asked him to confirm, hence his editing