The idea is tht both are supposed 2 be really painful. Its supposed 2 be a hard choice 4 the lesser of 2 evils. It wudnt be such a debate if it was either death by fire or death by kittens.

death by kittens i could fend them off for longer like forever XD

flash fire that torches your lungs instantly for me!
iron maiden can take hours or even days o.O

kittens slowly clawing you to death? no thanks D:

ok, how bout being licked 2 death by kittens (and FYI, the burnt alive wudnt be fast but slow like a sizzling saucesage)

testicles popped or lose all your limbs

dammit thats a hard one D:

dude meitster
i think id starve before kittens licked me to death so kittens is it

easy lose all my limbs, i can replace them with prosthetics but i cant replace my testicles

And just the thought of my balls popping makes me cringe.
just cut off my legs and get it over with D:

To lose, hands or feet, and neither could be replaced.
(meaning no wheelchair either)

would u rather live in the middle of gloucester or in a biffa bin?

Middle of Gloucester, cos I do already!

Biffa bins have more tramps

Are u sure about tht? lol

poked on the back of the head for the rest of your life or paralysis of the legs,
its not that kind of pke you can ignore, like a jab that hurts enough for it to keep you awake.

the poking on the head, then i'll swing the heaviest thing in range towards whats causing it.
problem solved

Poke in the back of the head cus i wud still have my legs to walk away from it. If u cant get away from it thn i wud eventually get used 2 the poking. The body is gud tht way

lol, A girlfriend that likes clothes shops or a girlfriend that likes game / music / dvd shops?

extra points if u figure out which one i am

Well that one's obvious, but I think these questions are meant to be hard

fiiiineeee.... a job with Sandra... or a job with Mrs Beetson....

Mrs. Beetson of course!
shopping question, either as long as they don't stand idle looking at things they don't plan on buying.

you don't even know who Mrs. Beetson is... O.O tbh even i cant make that decision there both as bad as each other

Here's a question that's a song quote(If you give me the correct response I'll give you a cookiee...Somehow)

If you could blow up the world with the flick of a switch would you do it?

Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya?

Obsessed with The Flaming Lips much?

Lets see, if i blow up the world, i wud die aswell. what do u think my answer is?

yes?

I would if I had a way out

id blow up france but nowhere else really...
Maybe if i tapped the button 3 times id get a menu!