Owww couldnt find that Van... what did i miss

*scrolls down*

lolz you guys make me laugh a lot xD!


and btw!! i went for a jog... i got attacked by a mute swan.... nearly broke my leg... stupid bird. *takes Logun S16 off the Wall* Time to die!!! NOT SO BIG NOW!! ARE YA!! Stupid Bird ¬.¬

You were attacked by a swan? WTF were you doing?

he thought the swan hax


nothing is better than hearing "hs" when uve pilled the trigger on scout, so gd!

He probably did.

And there's lots better. And you hear "headshot" not "hs" xP

O.o

I think thats illegal

YOUTUBE IS WANK!

I know this is Random Sh*t but WTF?!?!?!?!?!?

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Watch this video on Youtube.

"You were attacked by a swan? WTF were you doing?"

The Adventures of Dave and the SWANS!!

Right There i was, out for my morning jog. 3 miles short and back. I ran across the Canal side, beautiful day, like any other day. But so little did i know... my life was going to change...

I ran across the bank, fast like lighting...i saw a large white object across about 30 feet away from where i was running... my eye sight was poor... wind blowing into my eyes as the morning breeze past. I closed in to take a closer look, to my surprise it was a Large Male Swan! I had heard many stories of how people had been attacked and throw into the canal, by 2 swans near the hotel hastley. I stop Dead in my tracks....glaring into the eyes of my hostile enemy... the Swan... I knew this was an aggressive swan.. it had a large lump on its head. It was a Mute swan. But i knew something was wrong... my spider sense was tingling. I slowly moved lower towards the ground... slowly, not to intimidate them. Then Suddenly! A hissing occurred right behind me.. i could only guess the distance it was away from me.. it was about 3 foot behind me. I was in Shock and turned aroung quickly to find.... It was the Female swan.. She was pissed off... really pissed off. I think it was the time of the month... but who knows... its a swan For Christ sake.. but man!! that bird was huge!! lol. I jumped in fear. Then the Male Swan attacked me!!! then close behind THE FEMALE!!! it lifted its shoulder up high and started ramming it into my leg. The pain was just crazy. It felt like i was being kicked continuously by a Kick Boxer!! .. i had no choice. they were pecking.. hitting... and god knows what they wore doing behind me @_@ I had to kick one in the face. *bang* the bird stoped moving... I had made an enterance!!! I ran as fast as i could back to my house... limping in pain... But boy!! that Swan was sorry!!

Next time... i shall be more prepared... *picks up grenade*

HellFire, you should consider writing with all the drama you put into stuff xP

And no, not that vid! It has me in it!

unlucky

and hellfire u r blatantly exadurating!!!!!

and omfg how much time do u have on ur hands to ACTUALLY write tht!?!??!

A decent typer doesn't need that much time :/

True true

Most decent typers can type quite a lot on a very short amount of time

bought final fantasy 8 and parasite eve 2 on playstation 1

I impressed myself last night, did a couple of pages of chem in a really short time, and I'm a slow worker!

Those games any good?

FF8 is good if your into it, and never heard of the other O.o

i type v quickly, bt still.....its a bit of a waste of time considering none of it was true.

(the swan was actually a park bench which hellfire didnt see til he ran into it)

ROFL? really? HF just got owned! And it was worth typing, cos it was funny!

i dnt no if thts the truth, im merely suggesting what i believed really happened.

also, we need hellfire to type stuff so we can send it to the men in white coats to give out a "prescription"

Ah, OK, lol. He may have actually got attacked by a swan, they can be quite vicious sometimes!

it was a park bench!!!!

swans arent as vicious as geece, they are <I AM INSULTING PEOPLE>!

NO!!! I SPEAK ONLY OF THE TRUTH!!!!

lol please dont call me a lier... i hate it XD

Sooo please belive me!!! ..

...coming soon... to techious forum near you..... Dave's battle against the vicious PARK BENCH!!!! .... no only messing

i was running along....and out of nowhere A PARK BENCH!!!!!!!!! it was holding its ground, looking as vicious as ever....and jst when i turned my back IT STRUCK NOOOOO!!!!

ROFLMAO!!

im getting riped on the Forum XD i think i best not go on this topic for a while xD

MArkus!! your destroying my pride!!

Ah, HF, it's only a bit of fun. After all, it's not every day you get attacked by a park bench!

Woooo! Tablet PC RULES!

i was just joking XD lol i can take a lot =]

All tablets rule

Not really =)