Your wish is granted, but the work is done badly and you fail.

I wish I could concentrate better.

you can concentrate better, sadly you're now blind

i wish Noel Edmonds were here

noel edmonds arrived but brought mr blobby with him and he proceeeded to throw cheesecake at you.

i wish that i had money!!!

You get your wish, but the money is instantly stolen by hackers

I wish that people wouldnt be so rude

you have money. but hyper inflation makes it worthless
i wish i could make another wish after this one

EDIT: Damn ninja

You wish is granted, but the politeness of people drives you insane.

I wish I didn't have a lab report looming over me.

Your wish is granted, but you end up having more exams to compensate

I wish that my course was more interesting

It's more interesting, but gets so cripplingly hard that you fail.

I wish I had audiosurf The demo sucks beccause you have to keep deleting it and reinstalling, so I would be *SUBTLE HINT COMING UP* Very very grateful if I was to recieve the game by some sort of gift giving system*SUBTLE HINTS END HERE*

Your wish Will be granted. err... yeah But itll take 10 days to some true

I wish that people would be happy more often

Just ralised it's 12 days not 10

Your wish is granted, but it infuriates you aswell.

I wish I had a pile of money (GBP notes).

Your wish comes true, but it sets on fire.

I wish I had more orange juice

You have more orange juice, but it's gone off.

I wish I could fly.

Your wish is granted, but someone steals all your money

I wish my computer could play Wii games

Your wish is granted, but you don't have a bluetooth adaptor for the wiimotes and nowhere stocks them anymore.

I wish, I wish, I wish I was a fish.

Your wish is granted, but you are unhappy instead

I wish that people would stop bugging me so often

Your wish is granted, noone talks to you ever again.

I wish I didn't get distracted so much.

You wish is granted, but you now end up being so focused on something that you cant do anything else

I wish my techious IRC would work today

It works, but breaks for everyone else.

I wish I wasn't so bad at doing what I originally intended.

You wish is granted, but you become bad at doing everything but what you intended

That didnt really work >.<

I wish that I had more batteries

You have batteries. They are all flat.

I wish I wouldn't procrastinate doing everything... including going to bed

D: Flat batteries ftl

Your wish is granted, but you become so dogmatic you still cant decide what to do

I wish that people would do things when they say they are going too