You live in the UK, but on a small island off the North of Scotland with nothing to do.

I wish I was better at working

You are now in Techious, but everybody else has left!

I wish I wasn't so tired.

The Uk Is full of Psytrance and to make it better your in the UK

BUT

Your locked in an underground bunker in a sound-proof room and everyone else has left the UK due to a zombie takeover.

I Wish to be pure and uncorrupted.

You are pure and uncorrupted. You have also recessed to a baby and will never grow.

I wish DoW2 was here.

Dow 2 has just arrived, however a global EMP has disabled all technological devices perminantly.

I wish Kyhas would make a wish.

Kyhas makes a wish, but he wishes to make no wishes

I wish that things made sense

Things make sense, but quickly become boring.

I wish I had a space laser.

you get a 'lost in space' laser


i wish for a 1 bedroom apartment in sheffield

You get it, but then find out Sheffield is rubbish (Ah, sibling rivalry)

I wish this internet was faster.

you get your wish....but steam games are blocked!

I wish I could get more sleep more often ^^

Your wish is granted, you're now in a coma.

I wish everyone was happy

everyone is happy and dies of too much laughing

i wish i had a name for my new picture

your picture is no named wierd and everyone also thinks it reflects you.

I wish for a chester drawers

you get a 2 short men from chester, who draw.
i wish for a small wodern stool, with one leg slightly shorter than the others

You get the stool, but someone has attached a block to the short leg so it isn't shorter anymore.

I wish I didn't have loads of 9am lectures.

your wish is granted they are all now 8:59AM

I wish for a king size bed.

you get your king sized bed, but its made of dead kings cut to size

i wish for a burger.

You get a burger. It's a rubbish burger.

I wish lecture theatres weren't so uncomfortable.

your wish is granted, but you fall asleep!

I wish I could use my card to book train tickets online -.-

You wish is granted, but the trains are fully booked.

I wish the servers were free

Your wish is granted but the service offered is very very very poor.

I wish my work was always done for me for seminars