The pain is gone, you've lost the part of your body it was attached to.

I wish I didn't have a 9am lecture tomorrow.

you dont, the lecture is moved to 8:50 am

Wish i knew what this lump is

It's gone, you now have it.

I wish I had something to do with my 5 day weekend.

You do having something to do, its nothing

wish i didn't have to particle accelerators pointed at my face right ow

You don't, they're pointed lower down.

I wish I had a particle accelerator.

You buy a CRT moniter, you realise its lame

Wish i had another 1000 techonians

Your wish is not there

Wish my keyboard was made of gold

You don't forget, but your wishes are lame.

I wish I had a high energy particle accelerator.

Due to the lack of liquid nitrogen in your vicinity the particle accelerator quickly overheats and as the daily star predicted, there is a black hole and we all die.

I wish skillers never gets his hands on any form of dangerous equipment

you have one. it breaks down on the first use and you feel very embarrassed. yo0u also dont have the monies to fix it.

i wish there were more PILLS HERE

EDIT: i wish i wasnt just ninja'd

You weren't ninja'd, you were Nannal'd. It's worse. There are also more pills but they're all placebos.

I wish I had liquid helium.

You have liquid helium, it boils quickly, you no longer have liquid helium

Wish skillers would give up on the high energy particle accelerators and just stick with CRT monitors.

I get a CRT monitor, but smash you on the head with it.

I wish I had a STM. Bonus points for anyone who doesn't make this a sex joke.

you get STM Its not what you expected, the health care centre also smells like old people

Wish i knew what STM skillers was talking about

You learn what an STM is, but it's too complex for you.

I wish I had the STM I wanted.

you get STM your subconscious knows it's what you really wanted

I wish the STM skillers wanted was explained to me

It's explained to you, but your brain explodes. It involves quantum physics.

Still wish I had one.

One is not defined, god decides its a tumour, you get what you want

Wish you would just explain it already, quantum physics and all (its currently in a state of being explained and not being explained because i cannot tell if you are typing an explanation right now)

I tell you it's called a Scanning Tunnelling Microscope and make you do all the work.

Still wish I had one.

you have one. its broken

reading up on Quantum tunnelling now... interesting but i'd be lieing if i said i really understood it
i'll continue reading...

EDIT: bookmarked, i'll do it tomorrow >_<
i wish i understood it better

You dont have a wish, so i make one for you " Mcwill wishes he didnt have a mc at the start of his name" it comes true, you are sad.

Wish I could get to sleep

You go to sleep and never wake up.

I wish my laptop battery wasn't fecked.

P.S. Yes, quantum tunnelling is incredibly bizarre and mathematically complicated, some of it can't even be solved analytically. It is incredibly important, though, stars wouldn't work without it.