the rules are simple make sure it rymes. however unlike the word association thread it can be a sentence but nomore than one

Every two lines must rhyme

normal forum rules apply

my next post will start us off

Here we go;

Life would be better with a gun in my hand,

so I could force america to nuke the sand

one this is done i shall rule the world

And I don't know any rhymes for "world"

my plans for domination would of unfurled {added by TDO}

i would start by desroying america

Bloody hell! choose the hard ryhmes why don't you!

Using a vat filled with vodka


maybe we should change it to 3 rhymes per word?

once they were pissed i'd cut off their head

[happy now this oneis easier]

And put them in George W's bed!

YEY!

as he's a gay he would have some cock and bum

And then he'd get shot by a sniper's gun!

he would lie on the floor with a hole in his head

spilling blood onto the floor, making it red

a pack of cannibles would feast on his carcus

as would his friend, who is called marcus

sorry, couldnt think of much!

his remians would be shiped to africa

and would be used to destroy america

(how I do not know)

Finaly layed to rest in graveyard all on his own

Because he was a git, it was known

stupid and smelly his remains were rotting

and his wife kept on potting

WTF!

"potting"?

Life went on and he was forgotten

gardening etc

as were all the people who kissed his bottom

america was now a wasteland [yay]

and it would stay so till the end of the day