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being the very best is boring thats why i'd like to become a motocross star

a motor cross star is most likely to die at some point early in life, thats why I wanna become an old hag who never speaks to anyone because she hates the world she lived in for so long, and always trying to die but she never succeed so thats why she is the grumpiest granny on this earth

Who cares about old hags who never speaks to anyone because she hates the world she lived in for so long, and always trying to die but she never succeed so thats why she is the grumpiest granny on this earth, That's why I want to me a computer.

old people like that are doing it wrong. that's why i want to be young and wild, then middle aged and rich. then old and annoy people by pretending to be deaf

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to be young and wild, then middle aged and rich. then old and annoy people by pretending to be deaf, is just a lame excuse for a poor and shitty life, thats why id like tobecome a dollar who can be spent to make people happy and make sure ppl love me

Dollars who can be spent to make people happy have no fun, they end up in a bank doing nothing all day. That's why I would like to be an intergalactic, changeable action figure!

an intergalactic, changeable action figure will be fogotten by the children as they grow up so i wanna become a horse that people can have fun with whole life

Being a horse is all fun and games until you need disclosing tablets.
That's why I want to be an unstoppable marble.

an unstoppable marble is unstoppable thats why i wanna be a stopable bitchy chef

bitchy chefs are the best chefs, thats why i'd like to become a customer

I'd like to become a great person.

a great person just failed at reasoning why he didnt wanna become a customer, thats why i wanna be a perfect person

Lion taming sounds cruel so i'd like to become a lion whisperer

A lion whisperer is too dangerous, that's why I want to be a real person.

real people suck. that's why i want to be 10 foot tall and blue

10 feet tall and blue is like a smurf thats wgy i wanna become an asian toiletwasher

Being an asian toilet washer is fine, that's why I want to become an Asian Toliet!

an asian toilet is to dirrty thats why i wanna be afraid of dirt