lol Skillers all my facts are silly, you seem to know that better than most, i do in fact have a *reasonable* physics knowledge, i'm not a complete fool
you apparently haven't stumbled onto http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com before?

i'm mearly trying to overhype a martial artist in silly ways using basic knowledge in the name of humor.

with that said
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head,
and Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

hi
i see we have a 24 fan amoung us.


EDIT: bugger i double posted by accident feel free to delete this one

There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer's right hand and Jack Bauer's left hand.

you ruined the Norris vs the universe atmosphere i worked so hard on
funny tho lol

Heh, sorry, I just like to poke holes in things a lot. ^^

And I have, of course, seen chucknorrisfacts!

All in all;

lol phew
poke away i enjoy it lol. just wanted to be sure where i stand

however they are theories on how to achieve speeds over C
bending subspace and all, interesting stuff..
and i probs just dug my grave right?

Nope, the speed of light is a weird thing. Pretty much what relativity is all about - no matter what speed you go at, light will always be the same speed relative to you, or something like that. People don't really know much about the speed of light.

to many theories for my liking.
i'll stick to "its 3X10^8 on an exam paper" and leave it as that.
maybe there should be a "Explosion of Knowledge" topic or something.
I'd hate to think we might structure this one.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish. LooooooL Anywayz..

Do people like group convo's on Msn??? Jw

haha nice..
technically, you could drown a fish but i wouldn't want to kill skillers moment

i don't mind MSN group convo's but if you turn away for a second its hard to keep up with whats going on, that mIRC might be better if everyone has it?

Yea I agree. Its hard to keep another convo with a group one... You constantly get that Annoy BLEEP noise O.o Drives you nuts.

But Wish mIRC would notify you of someone writing a message.

Heh, you can actually drown a fish, but you drown it in air. Drowning is just suffocation by being in a substance (air, water etc) that you can't breathe in, and therefore suffocate. Well that's the definition I use.

Heh... It beeps when someone is sending something to you, like that has you're name in it... But i dunno if that counts! XD

mIRC = win.

it does, MSN is better looking tho.

I guess we all have mIRC... or a Linux equivalent

mIRC is OK, but I dislike the lack of notifications, it only alerts if it has your name in it, so if you hide it it's easy to forget about.

msn may be gd looking bt it never works properly for me and ffs the message alert is ****** annoying!

i disabled the alerts, couldn't stand them. but its still annoying. is mIRC flashed or something when you got a message it would be pretty pro.

Yeah, it just needs some way of showing you when people are talking.

Cant get noooooooooo sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep.... im bored...

Imagine if i go without sleep for a week... done 2 days so far... =( I dont feel well..

OMG!! what if i get insomnia like that guy on Saints and Soldiers

Sun came up in the same town of skipton around 4am. Its almost dawn...

Hmm.... Nothing is on TV apart from Tele-shop and wait.... Takeshi's castle!!! woo hoo.

Watching TV isn't going to help. And eventually you'll get too exhausted to not sleep.

so, who enjoyed the toast list?

didnt go

xD

Yeah, it was good, nice speech btw.